Shop

Here’s a simple shop where you can order signed copies of my novels.

How long does it take?

This shop is as unsophisticated as me and a large pile of mailing envelopes, so while I’ll try to get it to you as fast as I can, it may take up to a week or two if I’m travelling or horribly busy.

How much is postage?

I’ll cover postage anywhere within Australia within the RRP of $32.95 (inc GST). If you are ordering internationally, I’ll contact you with the shipping price – it’ll be whatever Australia Post charges.

Where do I put the delivery address?

Just type it into the payment form – when you check out, the site will transfer you to PayPal so you can pay.

Can you personalise it?

I’m happy to personalise the orders if you add a note explaining what you want in the “Add note to seller” field. They will all be signed regardless.

Any other questions?

If you have any questions or want to provide additional details, please use the Contact form.

Comrades ($32.95)

Comrades front coverSydney University is Australia’s pre-eminent finishing school for politicians, and its Students’ Representative Council is the nursery where generations of future leaders have cut their first dodgy preference deals and performed their first backstabbings.

Comrades is the story of one student President, Eddie Flanagan, and the brutal struggle to replace him, as a menagerie of campus lefties, Liberals and a would-be comedian dressed as a rooster battle for the spoils. Principles are abandoned, loyalties forgotten and party lines crossed until the blood of all the candidates but one soaks the sandstone cloisters.

In among the back-room deals, though, Comrades is also an affectionate portrait of student life, with its lofty idealism, constant hedonism and irrepressible humour.

Disco Boy ($32.95)

Paul Johnson has devoted the majority of his adult life to avoiding the corporate rat-race. He spends his weekends DJing at 21st birthday parties, and no-one can mix ‘Celebration’ into ‘Come On Eileen’ quite like him. But while he knows how to apply the jumper-leads to even the direst of parties, he can’t quite get his life started. He feels trapped in his job, he lives with his parents, and spends most of his spare time hanging out with corporate lawyers.

What Paul wants (what he really, really wants) is to play his own music instead of The Village People’s. But as anyone who’s pushed Pause on their own lives can attest, pressing the Play button again can be very difficult. A romantic comedy that’s equal parts bitingly cynical and naïvely idealistic.

Order both Comrades AND Disco Boy! ($60)

Wow, that’s a saving of $5.90! Or at least I think it is – if I was good at maths, I wouldn’t have become a writer.