Trumpedia
Following on from Strayapedia, my second Wikipedia parody takes a look at Donald Trump’s life, family, businesses, policies and above all, the sheer absurdity of a man best known for garish buildings, beauty pageants and firing people on television taking charge of America’s nuclear launch codes.
Covering Trumpian essentials like Mar-a-Lago, Kim Jong-Un, The Mooch, ‘covfefe’, Miss Universe, fast food and of course Vladimir Putin, among other trending topics, Trumpedia is packed with the 45th president’s least favourite things – facts and jokes.
Featuring his unlikely successes in television, wrestling and politics, along with disasters like Trump Vodka, Trump ‘University’ and Trump Child Incarceration, Trumpedia is a roller coaster ride from the absurd to the ridiculous to the genuinely disturbing. It’s just like following Trump on Twitter.
What they said about Trumpedia
‘This book has the biggest sales numbers ever. No other book comes close, period.’
Sean Spicer
‘Psst, want a copy of the Trumpedia audiobook? I taped the whole thing.’
Michael Cohen
‘The pages have good people on both sides.’
Steve Bannon
‘The president misspoke-he meant that he wouldn’t like to read this book.’
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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Jared Kushner
‘Every word is a lie, it’s all true, and Trump should be locked up because he’s innocent.’
Rudy Giuliani
‘Trumpedia makes me proud to be the wife of the first African-American president. Be best!’
Melania Trump
It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference. Don’t worry about sounding professional. Sound like you. There are over 1.5 billion websites out there, but your story is what’s going to separate this one from the rest. If you read the words back and don’t hear your own voice in your head, that’s a good sign you still have more work to do.