Oops, the camera’s on

I know most of the web seems to be devoted to links to YouTube videos these days, but this one’s awesome. (Sorry if you’ve seen it.) Everyone reckons Kevin Federline’s bad for Britney, but this video – viewed over 2 million times – is probably the greatest disservice he ever did her. It’s the most embarrassing celebrity video I’ve ever seen a couple make where they keep their clothes on.

Here’s the link – unfortunately I can’t embed it. Look out for these highlights.

  • Britney burping
  • Britney’s Southern Belle accent – Ah haid no ah-dea.
  • Britney shaking her head groggily and asking “where’ve I been”?
  • Britney insisting that Back To The Future-style time-travel is real
  • Kevin agreeing that it might be possible, but that no-one would tell, because “can you imagine how many people would try to go back and change s**t?”

The YouTube member who posted it has suggested in the clip’s title that she’s stoned. I think that’s outrageous, and republish the allegation only so that Britney’s people can sue.

Bizarrely, it seems to be an authorised release as an extra on her Chaotic DVD – there’s a clip of it in the intro to this one, which is also pretty funny.

There’s also an uncut version which contains not much else except the following exchange between these two geniuses.

“I’m ugly.”


“My jaw hurts.”

“That doesn’t mean you’re ugly.”

Finally I understand why they’re together. In fact, they’re perfect for each other. YouTube crashed for 6 hours last night, apparently. At that volume, this clip may be why!

Dominic Knight

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